Settle In…

I remember the feeling when I couldn’t pay my electric bill. It was the darkest day of my life.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A:Because he had no body to dance with.

Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: “Do you want a piece of me?”

Q: What is the difference between a football player and a dog?
A: A football player has a whole uniform, but a dog only pants.

Q: Why was the science teacher angry?
A: He was a mad scientist.

Q: Why was the tree excited about the future?
A: It was ready to turn over a new leaf.

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
A: She ran away from the ball.

Q: What do you call a bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.

Q: Why did the cow become an astronaut?
A: So it could walk on the moooooo-n.

Q: Why did the cat get detention in school?
A: because he was a cheetah!

Pretty corny I know, but I still get a chuckle or two from these. I really wanted to do “Pick From The Hat” today (for you new member, ask your coach about it… it is something we do unique to our gym that makes for a fun day!), but we’ll stick to tradition having it on the first Friday of the month. Next Friday!

30th Of August Year 2019

Strength 
Deadlift
5×4

Conditioning
400m Run
Then….
10 Rounds of:
9 Thrusters @75/55
8 Toes To Bar
7 Sumodeadlift High Pulls @75/55
Then….
400m Run


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